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WELCOME, FRIENDS!
Enjoy a
few jokes and puns inspired by unique past experiences with
known “challenged” personalities…they know who they are!
By the way…we’re just “clown-n-around” here, folks!”
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Seldom had fallen on hard times. He lost his job at Paint World,
his unemployment ran out, and he had to sell all his important
“stuff”. He packed what little he had in a bag, made a
little sign that read "Will work for food" and set off
down the road on foot. Thought For the Day Too many whiners…not enough duct tape!
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EXCERPTS
FROM A COAL MINER'S VOCABULARY BOOK
Foreclose If I pay my truck payment this month, I'll have no money foreclose. Rectum I had two pickup trucks, but my old lady rectum both. Seldom My buddy gave me two tickets to a Auburn football game, but I want to seldom. ARE YOU CHICKEN?
A guy goes
into a bar near Auburn University and asks the bartender if
he wants to hear a good Auburn joke.
The
bartender says, "Before you tell it, you should know that I
am 6-2 and weigh 225 and I'm damn proud to be a Auburn fan.
See that guy at the end of the bar? He's 6-4 and weighs 250 and
he's a former Auburn quarterback. And, see the guy at the
other end of the bar? He's 6-6 and weighs 280 and he's an
assistant coach at Auburn! Now, you sure you still want
to tell your Auburn joke?"
The guy
says, "Nah, never mind."
To
which the bartender smiles and says, "What's the matter? Are ya
chicken?"
The
guy says, "Nah. I just don't want to have to explain it three
times.
WALKER
COUNTY
Walker County Junior College Exam-Question Number 10
A Coal Mine
operates a NFPA Class 1, Division 2 Hazardous Area. The mine
employs 120 miners per shift. A gas warning is issued at the
beginning of the 3rd shift. How many cartons of unfiltered Camels
will be smoked during the shift?
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